mommy:

I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.

And weed

(via flxraldaisy)

nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

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hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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"are u high"
- people who have never been high when someone says something a bit odd  (via ted—bundy)

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"If someone really loves you, no matter how many other people they meet, their feelings for you wouldn’t change. A real lover can’t be stolen."
"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."
- Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via reginae-damnati)

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